Remember Xanga?
Xanga was really popular back in middle school. Basically it is an online journal where kids write about the most intimate details of their life for the entire world to read about. Sound like a bad idea?
Even better, I recently discovered that Xanga never deletes your journal, which means that anyone STILL can read about my life as an insecure teenager.
Here is one of my posts from back in the day, still up for anybody to read.
“Wow this feels weird. Having on online journal that everyone can read. Eeek! What if some freak reads it and stalks me. Worse, what if NO ONE reads it. By the way what kind of name is xanga? Sounds like one of those stupid cartoons that I would never admit to liking. Ok so I just got off of work and I have officially decided that the people at my work are the biggest freaks ever. Let me give you a little run down. First we have my managers. FREAKS! One is a 40 year old black man who wants to be a gangster, wears golden crosses and White pinstripe suits and asks all of the girls if they want to play his pipes. Then we have John who is a skinny white guy who actually was a gangster. He is obsessed with his little baby and my car. Yeah thats right he is obsessed with it. He is actually more attached to my car then his own wife. Then there is Asya, my “hot” manager who is 24 and still acting like a 16 year old cheerleader. She used to be a cheerleader and now she spends all of her time flirting with all of they guys at work. Ok I am getting tired of my list now. The cooks are all freaks who have there tongues pierced with fuzzy balls. Made the mistake of asking why once.. Moving on, One of the cooks is named robo. He look like kelly ardnt on steroids, a lifting program and about 10 years. He talks and acts like a robot and is as scary as you know what. Ok the rest of the crew are all carhops, cheerleaders from different schools. They are all super happy all of the time… hey will how was your weekend! Hey will can you break a twenty! Hey will guess what I got a new boyfriend let me tell you all about him!! Hey will I am going to Cancun this weekend on my private jet! Hey will lets sing a song! Yeah thats right. We sing songs at my work. Shut up. Ashley Simpson actually. I hate to admit it but I actually know all of the words to most of your basic pop songs, britney, ashleee, jessica, you name it. And we all sing them at the top of our lungs. Dont worry i have a girlfriend, i am not gay. Oh yeah. Their is a gay black guy who talks funny is Taller and Skinnier than me. He calls me baby and asks me all the time when we are going to get married. So that is my work. Time for homework.”
How embarrassing.
I can’t believe you posted that. What a freak.
Love you brother!